Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The First Annual March of the Mustache

Okay, so you may have heard of "No-Shave November" or "Febru-hairy", but you've never even come close to basking in the wonder of "The March of the Mustache". The employees of Louisville's Sunergos Coffee have decided to announce and encourage the participation of all that are willing to take the month of March to exercise all of their creative faculties and grow the most amazing mustaches ever. Many in the past have successfully rocked the mustache and now it's time to bring it out of the self-storage unit and flaunt it with all the excitement you can possibly muster. We hope that all will participate and enjoy this as a month to break out of the norms and use our physical appearance to bring joy into the lives of others.

Women, we understand that this is not an experiment that you will want to actively participate in, and actually, that's appreciated. But what would be appreciated even more is verbal encouragement. Support the men in your lives to grow the most beautiful mustaches this world has ever seen.

I can't express how excited this thought makes me.

Blessing to all.

5 comments:

theduckandthegoose said...

Give me some suggestions on mustache styles... Will all be accepted? The traditional? The Hitler? The Fu Man? The Dale? Will there be discrimination against any stache style?

Kelley said...

Zach you are so gorgeous in this picture I'm not sure if anyone can top it...

LadyAngora said...

so, i gotta know... why the devotion to the 'stache? (not like i have room to talk with my she-ra obsession...)

Uncle Zach said...

all I'm saying is that they've been in style before and they're due to come back... it's cyclical... might as well ride it out...

LadyAngora said...

all right, i guess i can appreciate that! way to be a trend-setter! :) too bad i can't join in the fun, but i'll support whoever wants to.